AWFUL! Man dies after blowing up condom machine

AWFUL! Man dies after blowing up condom machine


A guy died on Christmas Day in Germany after he was hit with a flying part of metal from a condom machine that two accomplices and he blew up within an apparent robbery attempt, authorities said on Monday.

The 29-year old man was taken near the Dutch border, by both other guys who fled at the scene of the explosion in an automobile, leaving behind cash and condoms scattered across the gutted vending machine.

Both guys told hospital officials that their buddy had fallen down the staircase, injuring his head. Leery of the narrative, the officials called the cops.

During questioning, authorities said, among them declared that the three had blown up the condom machine, as he attempted to get cover in the explosion which metal hit in the head their cohort.