Last night’s new episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians started off with a hit when Khloe Kardashian made a semi- shocking but hilarious joke about herself. Being fat and then being wed…like I respect Lamar because he still liked me fat, which is like I appreciate.

“That wasn’t my name in high school, that was another Khloe’s name is high school,” Khloe told them. “Rob told my dad that my nickname was ‘Khloe Blowie’ and I was like, ‘That was not me, I’m the fat one, who’s gonna want blowjobs from the fat girl?'”

Khloe went on, “Being fat really saved me from being a whore in life though, you guys. Being fat and then being married…like I respect Lamar because he still liked me fat, which is like I appreciate that.”

“That’s what his hold has been over you this whole time?” Kim asks.

“That’s a big deal when a cool person likes you at your worst,” Khloe says.

Khloe says. Come on, Koko. You have ever been hot, hot, hot!